Alright, so as most of you know, I have a bit of a late night fetish with Taco Bell. And so what?!?!? It’s delicious. Anyway, I mosey on over across the border while I’m on the phone with my friend and am trying to figure out what I want. Wait–what’s that??? [...]

So…I’ve been thinking about this for quite some time, and I feel that I need to express it using my sweet words. A few months ago, my friend Crunk and I decided to try out Vida Fitness in downtown DC because all the guys who go to WSC look like trolls and donut eating mongrols. [...]

So I haven’t blogged in awhile, mostly because I feel as if I have nothing of interest to say. However, it could also be that I just don’t give a crud about all the things I used to want to write about. Ugly guys in DC (given), wanting to beat people up on the metro [...]

So, since I’m absolutely obsessed with asian culture and food, I totally had to mosy on down to the asian market last night. Actually, I went to two. TWO! Two asian markets within 10 miles of my apartment…ah, I love Maryland. I missed it so!!! So anyway, I went to the market in search of [...]