Vote for Red Ink, Hoes.

24Apr09

http://www.91x.com/hardrock, vote for Red Ink, because I said so! And you don’t want me to come after you. It won’t be pretty.

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Men are BATSHIT Crazy.

24Apr09

So, I just turned 26, and unfortunately I’ve dated many men in my day. And also unfortunately, with the exception of one or two, they have all turned out to be exceptionally batshit crazy. Why, you ask? “Are you sure you didn’t do anything?” I PROMISE you, I have saved texts/emails/multiple forms of communication, consulted [...]

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ATTENTION FAT ASS PEOPLE: TACO BELL IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I REPEAT, NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!

24Apr08

Alright, so as most of you know, I have a bit of a late night fetish with Taco Bell. And so what?!?!? It’s delicious. Anyway, I mosey on over across the border while I’m on the phone with my friend and am trying to figure out what I want. Wait–what’s that??? [...]

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Your Body is a Temple.

13Nov07

So…I’ve been thinking about this for quite some time, and I feel that I need to express it using my sweet words. A few months ago, my friend Crunk and I decided to try out Vida Fitness in downtown DC because all the guys who go to WSC look like trolls and donut eating mongrols. [...]

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The Meaning of Life

26Sep07

So I haven’t blogged in awhile, mostly because I feel as if I have nothing of interest to say. However, it could also be that I just don’t give a crud about all the things I used to want to write about. Ugly guys in DC (given), wanting to beat people up on the metro [...]

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