So, I’m chillin’ on the metro this morning, trying not to bang my head against the plastic window thing because I really just want to get off, take the metro in the opposite direction and go the fuck home.  Daylight savings time is truly hurting my life.  Then, this guy gets on–and he is just [...]

I am so shocked by this, I can’t even begin to react. I think that this one-armed lady on the metro called me an asshole!!! So yesterday I was getting on my train, which was very very crowded, but clearly I could still fit in there. People weren’t like spilling out the door or anything [...]

Well, first of all, I never considered myself to be a person who looks “nice.” You know, like the kind of person that people just walk right up to and start yappin’ away. I’ve been told I look “bitchy,” and who wants to talk to a bitch, right? WRONG.
So, I’m on the metro, attempting a [...]

*Have you ever looked at a fat chick and thought, “Oh shit, I can’t believe she’s wearing that…I wouldn’t even wear that…” But then I looked at the situation a little more: I wouldn’t wear a certain kind of outfit because it’d make me look fat, right? BUT, on the other hand, fat [...]