2009 Dating Application

08Jun09

Ladies, my gift to you. Next time you are going on a date, simply have him fill out this application, and be on your way to dating bliss. Or kicking his wack ass to the curb.
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Physical Build (i.e. athletic, thin, toned, meathead, too much to love):
College/Major:
Occupation:
Hours/Days You Work in a Week:
Political Affiliation:
Do you have any [...]

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Tags: application, Dating, resume

Fine You Sensitive Asses, Women Are Batshit Crazy Too.

26Apr09

So, I’ve been getting a lot of backlash regarding the increase of man bashing that’s been going on in my writing. I mean, what can I say? Certain things have um, inspired me lately. However, I need y’all to calm down a little bit. First of all, it’s really not that serious. Someone told me [...]

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Tags: crazy, Dating, jerks, women

Being “Led On”: Yet, Another Way for Men to Bitch.

04Mar09

I always find it interesting that women are considered the weaker sex, but in reality, men are really the biggest pussies out there. Why, you ask? Maybe because…I dunno, they think they can get away with being upset about shit that women would look absolutely PSYCHO if they got upset about. Yea, I fucking said [...]

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Tags: Dating, mating, men, sex

Vote for Quest Crew on America’s Best Dance Crew!

27Feb09

So, as I was watching ABDC tonight, I got SUPER CRUNK while Quest Crew did their thing. Seriously, it was so fucking amazing. I started crumping all over my apartment. No joke, it was that good. In addition, my boys Hok and Dom from So You Think You Can Dance are in this crew–and I [...]

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Tags: dance, quest crew

Qualifications for My 2009 Boyfriend

08Jan09

**Disclaimer: Before I begin this post, I would like to state that THIS IS ALL IN FUN. In fact, I don’t even want a boyfriend and think the entire male gender is full of shit anyway. So really, don’t think I’m being serious and this is a real checklist. Seriously. I don’t want any comments [...]

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Tags: boyfriends, guys, resolutions