Being “Led On”: Yet, Another Way for Men to Bitch.

04Mar09

I always find it interesting that women are considered the weaker sex, but in reality, men are really the biggest pussies out there. Why, you ask? Maybe because…I dunno, they think they can get away with being upset about shit that women would look absolutely PSYCHO if they got upset about. Yea, I fucking said [...]

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Tags: Dating, mating, men, sex

Shadow Room. Home of the Middle Eastern Douchebag.

16Feb09

So, for Valentine’s Day, my friends and I hit up Shadow Room, one of DC’s newest “hot spots.” I mean, it wasn’t that bad–when we got there, the line wasn’t long at all and the bouncers were pretty nice. The highlight of the night was the DJ, who was dance mixing songs like “Livin’ on [...]

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Tags: club, DC, guys

You Can Find Me in Da Club… Observing Fails

01Feb09

So this weekend, I have branched out and turned myself into a Club Bunny. Previously, I have been extremely skeptical of lounges and clubs due to the high douche factor in the DC Metro area, but I gotta say, it wasn’t bad. Best tip ever–if you’re a chick, go sit/stand right by the bar. Every [...]

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Tags: clubs, fails, going out

Oh Come On, Just Give Up Already: A Non-Political Analysis of the Debate

08Oct08

Hahahahaha.  Oh John McCain, I have a letter for you.  Fan mail?  Probs not.  But it goes a little something like this:
Dear “This One,”
Since you want to call Obama aka King of the Nation “That One,” I shall address you as “This One.”  Yes, I said it.  First of all, it was a little weird [...]

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Tags: debate, mccain, obama, Politics

Men Continue to Fail in New Ways

18Aug08

I repeatedly have asked myself the same exact question, and still haven’t been able to come up with a good answer.  Why, oh why, are men such fails?!  Allow me to demonstrate YET ANOTHER case in point.  So, my friend was dating this guy, supposedly called “The Grown-Up” for his mature mannerisms for a little…However, [...]

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Tags: boys, Dating, dumb, phone