Archive for the 'Losers' Category

So, beyond my better judgment, I decide to login to my MySpace page to see what’s going on.  Oh look–I have a message.  Here’s the little, short and sweet gem right here:
Whatup gangsta. How u doin? cute pic. Holla at me sometime.  Im Corey……. yur name is?
Riiiiight.  First of [...]


Before I begin this post, I’d like to thank my friend for introducing me to the term LCD. You know who you are–Batman and Robin forever, bitch! Moving on…
Now, what is LCD? Usually when we think of LCD, we think in terms of technology–like a LCD screen on a computer or TV. [...]


SHAME ON YOU, MALE GENDER. FOR SHAME!!!! Why the sudden hostility, you ask?? Well, my friends, someone sent me this little gem today.

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight [...]


And now, without further adieu, the top THREE funky things that come out of dudes’ mouths:

3. Come on girl, you know you want to…
Um, actually, you giant loser, no, I don’t. It’s the 21st century–women feel empowered enough to do whatever the hell we want. Therefore, I don’t need you telling me that [...]


Have you all ever noticed that guys are well, stupid and weird? I’m not really sure why they say the things they do, or why they find it absolutely acceptable, but I’m confused by the way their tiny little minds work. So, here are some of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard. [...]