Fine You Sensitive Asses, Women Are Batshit Crazy Too.

26Apr09

So, I’ve been getting a lot of backlash regarding the increase of man bashing that’s been going on in my writing. I mean, what can I say? Certain things have um, inspired me lately. However, I need y’all to calm down a little bit. First of all, it’s really not that serious. Someone told me [...]

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Tags: crazy, Dating, jerks, women

Real Talk

17Mar09

Ever since I was a little girl, I have realized that people will continue to disappoint you if you let them. It all started when I was in middle school with my best friend. And when I say best friend, I mean like, we used to spend the night over at each others’ houses every [...]

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Tags: friendship, life, trust

Since When Did My Friends Become Boo Junkies?

24Feb09

Uhhh so…yesterday my friend and I decided to do our early April Fool’s Day joke and tell everyone on Facebook that we were in a relationship. Obviously, many of my friends reacted how I expected them to: “You’re a damn fool, hush it up, foolishness.” Ah, gotta love the people who know you. HOWEVER, I [...]

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Tags: Dating, relationships

You Can Find Me in Da Club… Observing Fails

01Feb09

So this weekend, I have branched out and turned myself into a Club Bunny. Previously, I have been extremely skeptical of lounges and clubs due to the high douche factor in the DC Metro area, but I gotta say, it wasn’t bad. Best tip ever–if you’re a chick, go sit/stand right by the bar. Every [...]

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Tags: clubs, fails, going out

And so, the hiatus begins…

19May08

As many of you know, I have a kind of love-love relationship with alcohol. If it weren’t considered an addictive disease, I’d be drinking right now. Because I mean, like, who wouldn’t want to be doing work with a little happy buzz instead of being cold as shit and feeling half asleep? [...]

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Tags: alcohol, diet, drinking