Twilight: No Wonder Kids Are Fucking Psycho.

18May09

Although I have been subjected to the terror that is Twilight, not once,  but twice in the literary form, I had never been bored enough to watch the movie. Well kids, today was that day. And I sort of want a vampire to kill me so I can forget that I ever saw this movie. [...]

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The Naw Womp Dirks of Spiderman 3.

11Feb09

First of all, let me start off by saying that if I had actually paid for this movie with my own money, I would have been pretty mad.  Fortunately, I went to see Spiderman 3 with my Dad and bro, allowing for a more humorous reaction to this literally ridiculous attempt at cinema and the [...]

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Womp

27Nov07

Okay, so maybe this entry is about 3 years too late, but I just watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I must say, I prefer the book. It could be because as I read Harry Potter books on the metro, I can imagine a school full of tall, hunky wizards that [...]

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