West Coast Confusions

16Nov09

Okay, so I moved to LA, and I really like it. Let’s get that out of the way–all of you people can stop asking me if I love or still love it. Even if I hated it, I’d tell you I loved it, because I’m not sure why you’re on my junk like that. So [...]

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Tags: douchebags

Fox Network, Y’all Ain’t Right.

29Jul09

Before I write this post, I’d like to make a disclaimer that any anger you have should not be geared towards ME, it should be geared towards Fox for putting this hot ass mess on TV, so please, don’t come hollerin’ at me about how I’m so horrible and should be driven to Hell in [...]

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Tags: fox, More to love, tv

Twilight: No Wonder Kids Are Fucking Psycho.

18May09

Although I have been subjected to the terror that is Twilight, not once,  but twice in the literary form, I had never been bored enough to watch the movie. Well kids, today was that day. And I sort of want a vampire to kill me so I can forget that I ever saw this movie. [...]

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Tags: movies, new moon, twilight

Being “Led On”: Yet, Another Way for Men to Bitch.

04Mar09

I always find it interesting that women are considered the weaker sex, but in reality, men are really the biggest pussies out there. Why, you ask? Maybe because…I dunno, they think they can get away with being upset about shit that women would look absolutely PSYCHO if they got upset about. Yea, I fucking said [...]

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Tags: Dating, mating, men, sex

Since When Did My Friends Become Boo Junkies?

24Feb09

Uhhh so…yesterday my friend and I decided to do our early April Fool’s Day joke and tell everyone on Facebook that we were in a relationship. Obviously, many of my friends reacted how I expected them to: “You’re a damn fool, hush it up, foolishness.” Ah, gotta love the people who know you. HOWEVER, I [...]

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Tags: Dating, relationships