Thanks to my piece of shit malfunctioning fire alarm, I am now working off of oh, let’s say, ZERO hours of sleep. Last night, the stupid thing would not stop beeping every 2 minutes. I don’t even know why and I couldn’t even get the cover off to change the battery! What [...]

So, beyond my better judgment, I decide to login to my MySpace page to see what’s going on.  Oh look–I have a message.  Here’s the little, short and sweet gem right here:
Whatup gangsta. How u doin? cute pic. Holla at me sometime.  Im Corey……. yur name is?
Riiiiight.  First of [...]

I just want to take a moment to reflect on the fact that Duke fans are truly pitiful. And no, I’m not talking about the Cameron Crazies or the elitist assholes who want to ride Duke’s coattails when we’re playing awesome (since you aren’t worth shit anyway). Allow me to elaborate, because I [...]

SHAME ON YOU, MALE GENDER. FOR SHAME!!!! Why the sudden hostility, you ask?? Well, my friends, someone sent me this little gem today.

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight [...]

Before I begin this post, I would like to start off by making two things clear: 1) Guys are jerks. 2) I think there is a reason why the men that are on Match.com are in fact, on Match.com instead of meeting people the old fashioned way. At the bar absolutely wasted and [...]