2009 Dating Application

08Jun09

Ladies, my gift to you. Next time you are going on a date, simply have him fill out this application, and be on your way to dating bliss. Or kicking his wack ass to the curb.
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Physical Build (i.e. athletic, thin, toned, meathead, too much to love):
College/Major:
Occupation:
Hours/Days You Work in a Week:
Political Affiliation:
Do you have any [...]

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Tags: application, Dating, resume

Fine You Sensitive Asses, Women Are Batshit Crazy Too.

26Apr09

So, I’ve been getting a lot of backlash regarding the increase of man bashing that’s been going on in my writing. I mean, what can I say? Certain things have um, inspired me lately. However, I need y’all to calm down a little bit. First of all, it’s really not that serious. Someone told me [...]

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Tags: crazy, Dating, jerks, women

Being “Led On”: Yet, Another Way for Men to Bitch.

04Mar09

I always find it interesting that women are considered the weaker sex, but in reality, men are really the biggest pussies out there. Why, you ask? Maybe because…I dunno, they think they can get away with being upset about shit that women would look absolutely PSYCHO if they got upset about. Yea, I fucking said [...]

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Tags: Dating, mating, men, sex

Since When Did My Friends Become Boo Junkies?

24Feb09

Uhhh so…yesterday my friend and I decided to do our early April Fool’s Day joke and tell everyone on Facebook that we were in a relationship. Obviously, many of my friends reacted how I expected them to: “You’re a damn fool, hush it up, foolishness.” Ah, gotta love the people who know you. HOWEVER, I [...]

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Tags: Dating, relationships

Qualifications for My 2009 Boyfriend

08Jan09

**Disclaimer: Before I begin this post, I would like to state that THIS IS ALL IN FUN. In fact, I don’t even want a boyfriend and think the entire male gender is full of shit anyway. So really, don’t think I’m being serious and this is a real checklist. Seriously. I don’t want any comments [...]

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Tags: boyfriends, guys, resolutions