2009 Dating Application

08Jun09

Ladies, my gift to you. Next time you are going on a date, simply have him fill out this application, and be on your way to dating bliss. Or kicking his wack ass to the curb.

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Physical Build (i.e. athletic, thin, toned, meathead, too much to love):

College/Major:

Occupation:

Hours/Days You Work in a Week:

Political Affiliation:

Do you have any kids? If yes, do they live with you?

How many days do you work out in a week?

How much can you bench press?

How often do you eat out or eat fast food?

What kind of music do you like? Please be as specific as possible.

Can you dance? Sober or drunk?

How many nights do you go out a week?

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Do you like Harry Potter or Twilight?

What are your thoughts on Kobe Bryant?

What is your favorite NFL football team?

What extracurricular activities and/or sports do you engage in?

Please indicate what you would wear (top, bottom, footwear) at the following venues: a) a sporting event during the day, b) an after work happy hour, c) a dive-type bar (i.e. Adam’s Morgan, College Park), d) a lounge, e) a bar in Bethesda, f) Dewey Beach and/or Ocean City, g) a house party, h) a cookout.

Name the preferred activity–Text Messaging, Calling, Email:

Finish the scenario–You’re out at a bar solo with a girl, it’s around 11pm and her friends are around the corner. She wants them to come meet up with you guys. How do you respond?

What is the appropriate time of day to cease wearing flip flops, if at all?

Do you have any extra incentives (i.e. a boat, a beach house, a pool, etc)?

Finish the scenario–You’re out with your friends and a date, and for some reason, your friend is being completely inappropriate to your date, whether they are being rude, flirtatious, whatever. How do you react?

At this time in your life, what do you feel you want out of a relationship?

In your opinion, when is it acceptable to wear Crocs?

Now, from dude’s reactions to previous posts, I am not stupid enough to actually reveal what a guy has to put to go to the second round of the application process. Just print this out and go! Remember to say I sent you. Errr…or not?

xoxo

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