I always find it interesting that women are considered the weaker sex, but in reality, men are really the biggest pussies out there. Why, you ask? Maybe because…I dunno, they think they can get away with being upset about shit that women would look absolutely PSYCHO if they got upset about. Yea, I fucking said it. Get over it and man up. Let’s look at the act of being led on. And no, I don’t mean when a guy is trying to buy a girl flowers, take her out, buy her gifts, etc etc and then she says she can’t date him because she fell in love with a guy name Fabio. I’m talking about when a guy wants to sleep with her, he thinks he can do it, but for some reason, he doesn’t get to. And then he FLIPS OUT. Christian Bale style. Dummy.
In these common occurrences, men paint the desired woman as a jezebel skank who flirted, wooed, hugged him enough to make him think she was going to drop her panties, but alas, she packed it up and went home at the end of the night. His friends get pissed at her, he stops speaking to her, he tells everyone that she has no feelings and is a tease. But I have two questions: 1) Can you really be mad, son? and 2) Can you blame us?
First of all, please do not act as if your feelings are involved. You don’t want to date us, you want to sleep with us. And ohhhh…sorry…guess what? We don’t give a fuck. Like, really dude? Sorry you didn’t get to “beat” (god I hate that word), but if a chick wants to sleep with you, she knows in what, the first 10 minutes? Yea, that’s probably right. But you can’t expect a chick to sleep with you just to make you feel better or to stroke your ego. We don’t really care that much. And why don’t we care? Because you fucking idiot, you don’t really care about us, you care about sleeping with us. Good enough? No. Let me stress this again–WE DON’T CARE. Let me process this for you–You were going to use us to get your rocks off, we know that so we denied you. WHY ARE YOU MAD? They have hookers for that, good lord.
Also, how many times have women been used for sex, and then the dude is never to be heard from again? Sorry to say, I’ve seen this happen WAY WAY too many times. It’s quite annoying. So, after all that bullshit, even if you don’t want to sleep with a girl just for the sake of it, there is no way that she is actually going to believe that unless you do something extraordinary. And no, buying her a drink and/or dinner is not out of the ordinary. How many guys can actually think of a way to show that they just don’t want the butt? Ding ding–you got it!!! NONE. Blame your own goddamn gender for being full of jackasses.
So, yea. In conclusion, next time you wanna be mad, take a good look at yourself. Remember that time you banged that chick you met at a football game because you were wasted and never called her again. Best believe, she went around and told all her friends what a dick you are, reiterating in their minds that men are just assholes and worthless pieces of life. So think about that. And leave her alone. And hey, maybe even turn gay, we won’t miss you. I have a couple of guys that would love to top you.
xoxo
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Funny…because women do the same thing, and the last time I checked you guys put the “itch” in the word.
Don’t let the woman be on “i wanna be a man and just sleep with a guy tonight” mode, and be rejected. Oh yeah thats right we do turn down the vag. That guy is then subjected to the “oh how dare you curse out”. Yup, I’m more than sure some of your fellow blog readers have done this…PSYCHO.
How many times have women been used for sex…a lot probably. But don’t act like you guys haven’t done it yourselves…there’s no guiltless sex in this game.
In conclusion…your advice golden…women should heed it and stop itching.
I don’t condone women acting ridiculous about being rejected either, David!!! Get OFF ME! When people get rejected, they should just move on. Someone will fuck them. And fuck them good. Jesus. Whatever.
And women only started using men for sex because they did it first. Beat before you are beaten (hahaha literally and figuratively!!).
so HB, what are you trying to say with all this? I mean you definitely seem bitter, which is understandable. I would be too if I dated nothing but assholes and had no sense of humor about it. I also see that you want to help out your girls with something they can relate to and maybe even use as helpful advice, but condoning “us guys” to use hookers, well that seems a bit counter-productive, don’t you?
So, listen, I think you have a great wealth of knowledge concerning BOYS, not MEN. I also think that you should not publicly express your opinions if you do not want them critiqued. David is right to say that women use guys for sex and are just as guilty of hurting some dudes feelings as guys are. Your example of the guy sleeping with some girl he met at a football game is terrible. Both that guy AND that girl are stupid and slutty. Anyone you sleep with on the first date or meet in a bar and fuck that night is NOT someone worth dating. Generally, anyone you meet in a bar is not worth dating. SO STOP TRYING TO MEET GUYS/GIRLS IN BARS. Unless of course you are prepared to accept any and all consequences, including stds (duh) and being treated like a sexual hunk of meat (really? you are surprised?). Your “football girl” is going around and insulting this guy to all her friends to make herself feel better for acting like such a whore. Your guy is stupid for thinking that there might be more than just sex involved. Or maybe he just wants to get it on again. Who cares? Either way it’s pretty base and degrading, which I am not against, but it really seems like you are, so find better examples before you take your verbal dump all over the world.
Really, how immature is it to say “Men did it first!!”. So, like you have been monitoring EVERY relationship between EVERY man and woman since the BEGINNING OF TIME and you KNOW FOR A FACT that MEN STARTED IT?
No you haven’t, and no, you don’t.
First of all, David is a friend of mine who happens to find my blog highlarious. So I need you to not get all into the middle of that without knowing what the deal is. A-B convo, C yo’ way out. Kthx. Also, it seems that you “wasted” a good chunk of time reading my blog and being offended by it. Hey, here’s an idea. Don’t read it!! Don’t get all pissed at what I say, then KEEP READING. Do you leave your hand on a burning stove? No, you silly fuck. Another thing, for your information, I do not “try” to meet guys in bars. Basically, because it’s not that serious to me. Most of what I write about is stuff I hear from both my guy and girl friends. I am perfectly aware that chicks can be absolutely nuts. HOWEVER, because I don’t date chicks, I don’t have any stories to tell unless my guy friends give me feedback. Like David said, what I said is RIGHT, but can also be applied to women. TRUE STORY. Don’t think that I think women are the end all be all of mankind. Get your life together. It’s a beautiful day–I just went jogging so I can continue to look hot and reject men like you. Kthx.
Total genius-ness. Loved reading it and sooo funny.
And I have more guy friends than girls so I know the guys’ view. And I have seen them being played before my own eyes by slutty whores.
BUT, I have seen wayyy to many times friends (girls) of mine being pumped and dumped even after dating for a couple weeks. It sucks. So I agree with everything you said.
And you forgot to mention how many guys don’t know the meaning of just friends, and when they find out, they disappear faster than you can say “asshole”.
Plus, I don’t understand why Reno is so offended. This applies to the guys that use girls and he shouldn’t be offended unless he himself has done this and is trying to justify it.
Either way, really fun to read and very true.
So… what should you do if you are in a committed relationship and the guy is not very good at being affectionate except when he chooses to do so- ergo, everything is on HIS terms, or so it seems, and you ALWAYS say yes when he initiates something but he can reject you any time he likes? How do you fix that situation? (Don’t say DTMF, dump the mother fucker.) No, really, do you have any solution…? For me? because i take it personally that i take a bus two hours out there to see him and the second night we dont have sex the next morning (the only morning we have had in a month really) we dont have sex and I’d like to once in a blue moon have sex in the morning like we used to and we have only been dating for four months and two of those months have been hellish because he got so busy with work. Did I mention he has two kids? Did I mention he trots out these excuses and I have nothing to bargain with? Anyway, I empathize with him, and he said that he even talked to a the-ra-pist about his inability to be affectionate when a girl he is close to is for example bawling. Now, if he barely knows her and they are just friends? He can comfort her, no problem. But if he is close to them? He is like “WTF?” And storms out of the room, and you can feel his glare all the way down the hall.
I didn’t mean for that to be so long.
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Velvet?
I hate to say this, but seriously, DTMF. And stop being a doormat. If you want something, then you need to speak the hell up and ask for it. If you want sex in the morning, then *ask* for sex in the morning. If he can’t compromise then he is NOT THE MAN YOU WANT TO BE WITH.
Please, please, please, ladies. Enough is enough. Men are not “helpless” and incapable of feeling emotion. The ones who don’t do it are being enabled by women who do it FOR THEM. I’m not saying that you should just break down the door and bust a guy’s balls from the get-go. I am saying that we women should be FED-THE-FUCK-UP with this crap that tells us we are more “naturally nurturing” or “caring.” Bullshit. We’ve been socially conditioned to take this shit, and because scientists suddenly “prove” that it’s natural, we believe it.
I’m so tired of this bullshit. And so are my enlightened male friends — especially those guys who are sick of having to navigate a world of women who lack spines.
MAN UP, LADIES! GROW A PAIR!
Dagny
What the Hell Are You Talking About?
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