Life Savers?! NO, Fire Alarms are the Devil.

17Jun08

Thanks to my piece of shit malfunctioning fire alarm, I am now working off of oh, let’s say, ZERO hours of sleep. Last night, the stupid thing would not stop beeping every 2 minutes. I don’t even know why and I couldn’t even get the cover off to change the battery! What the hell. It was the worst night ever. On top of that, I had to sleep on my couch in order to be as far away from the alarm as possible, which just wasn’t comfortable at all.

I swear, I’m going to Google the relatives of the person who invented the fire alarm, find the one who lives the closest to me and go egg their house. I’m not kidding, that shit’s just not cool. I just don’t understand why you would make something that is supposed to beep when there is fire still BEEP WITH NO FIRE. That would be like, wearing floaty arms without water. And who does that? NO ONE, because it would be stupid. Utterly, utterly stupid.

Sorry for the rant, just had to get that out.

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