Lately, I’ve been getting a little fed up with people being “thrown under the bus” for no good reason. In the past two weeks, I’ve seen it many times personally and in the news. The latest spectacle with Reverend Wright is the most blatant and utter display of hating and childish revenge I [...]

Alright, so as most of you know, I have a bit of a late night fetish with Taco Bell. And so what?!?!? It’s delicious. Anyway, I mosey on over across the border while I’m on the phone with my friend and am trying to figure out what I want. Wait–what’s that??? [...]

So, I really haven’t had anything to write about, but I’m really looking forward to kickball tomorrow, so I’m gonna write a damn haiku. I’m so poetic.

My kickball game’s tomorrow
We go balls deep on that ass
Fucking do work, kid.

**Beatnik snaps all around**

Hey guys, so something happened to my friend today that I found so utterly ridiculous I just had to write something pertaining to it. We can call this my 7 year update on the Friend Zone. Who knows, maybe in another 7 years I’ll be writing the marriage zone. Umm…gross, I just [...]

So, beyond my better judgment, I decide to login to my MySpace page to see what’s going on.  Oh look–I have a message.  Here’s the little, short and sweet gem right here:
Whatup gangsta. How u doin? cute pic. Holla at me sometime.  Im Corey……. yur name is?
Riiiiight.  First of [...]