It really takes a lot to piss me off. Sometimes, I get pissed off on the metro. The metro pisses me off. People piss me off. I mean like, really, really piss me off. This morning, I can’t even blame public transportation. I blame YOU. Why, do you [...]

Oh man, every single day, I see something that makes me hate Apple even more, if that’s at all possible. My friend sent me the link to Steve Jobs’ latest keynote speech, which introduces the MacBook Air. Granted, I didn’t even watch his speech, because Steve Jobs 1) hypnotizes people and 2) isn’t [...]

My relationship with my Blackberry is probably the unhealthiest and abusive relationship I have ever had (with the exception of my relationship with alcohol). As I got dressed this morning, I tried to check my email on my Blackberry. But…hm…for some reason, the trackball wouldn’t select my message icon and kept pulling up my call [...]