Oh Duke…How I Have Grown Beyond You.

15Oct07

So, this past weekend I decided to trek (by car) to the depths of Dirty Durham in order to attend Duke University’s Homecoming. Why did I go, you ask? Mainly because I didn’t have to plan out my weekend at the last minute… and some of my favorite kiddies had decided to fly [...]

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Annapolis: America’s Sailing Capital…or Haven to Navy’s Tools?

09Oct07

I am never going out in Annapolis again. Never. Friday was my first (and last time), and I didn’t enjoy it. Any bar that I venture to where I am called a “hot, chocolate chick” by a man in crazy camo cargo shorts is not worth my time. Oh, and did [...]

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Romo, if you ever do that to me again, we’re getting a divorce.

09Oct07

Last night, I felt as if someone had stolen my ball at recess. I felt like the big bully in second grade took my crayons. I felt like…a Redskin. I wanted to be Harry Potter and Hermione so I could go back in time and make everything right. Why Romo, why are you doing this [...]

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Wanted: One (Cute) Emotionally Unavailable Male

02Oct07

I keep seeing posts on Craig’s List from men who are tired of dating women who ask them where the relationship is going and whatnot. Clearly, you guys aren’t dating the right women. My friends and I have given up dating normally in the DC area, and therefore are only interested in hanging out with [...]

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