Archive for August 3rd, 2007

I have decided that Starbucks is officially an undercover ghetto establishment. It’s almost like the projects, you know, just popping up everywhere without an explanation. Also, they’re full of crack (you know people get addicted to their coffee, no matter how nasty it is).
Anyway, I was walking around and it’s hot as a fat man’s [...]


Okay, so last night I’ll admit I was in a bit of an inebriated stupor. Yes, as a young woman, this often happens. I was riding the metro home around midnight (alone), and just so happened to sit near the biggest tools on Earth. I know, so hard to believe that a guy is a [...]