Ahh, Saturday. Not only is it my favorite day of the week, but it’s also a prime day for drinking, because you get to sleep in that day in order to be well rested for the events to come. When I got back from the gym on Saturday, feeling uber fit, I got a message [...]

I have decided that Starbucks is officially an undercover ghetto establishment. It’s almost like the projects, you know, just popping up everywhere without an explanation. Also, they’re full of crack (you know people get addicted to their coffee, no matter how nasty it is).
Anyway, I was walking around and it’s hot as a fat man’s [...]

Okay, so last night I’ll admit I was in a bit of an inebriated stupor. Yes, as a young woman, this often happens. I was riding the metro home around midnight (alone), and just so happened to sit near the biggest tools on Earth. I know, so hard to believe that a guy is a [...]

I am so shocked by this, I can’t even begin to react. I think that this one-armed lady on the metro called me an asshole!!! So yesterday I was getting on my train, which was very very crowded, but clearly I could still fit in there. People weren’t like spilling out the door or anything [...]